Let me first start by
saying, I have always admired how your professional demeanor in the
office ironically correlates with your surname.
Being said, I would have given you a two weeks resignation notice.
However, over the years I have watched you immediately
terminate employees after they give you their two
weeks resignation letter. Therefore, it gives me great pleasure to
present my resignation letter to you effective immediately.
You have always said I
should be more proactive and take more initiative, so I'm
sure you won't mind me taking this initiative and beating
you to the punch. How I see it, I'm saving you the
trouble of thinking up of some devious accusation to
terminate my employment and tarnishing my good name in this
unethical corporate world. Now, I don't expect you to
care about my well being because you don't even care about
your own children or your spouse. That's why you rather spend most of your
time in your
office after hours pretending to do the company's
By the way, I know
after you read the first paragraph, your little
conniving calculating brain had already thought up of a
devious plan to spite me with. Keep in
mind, I don't need you at this point for a letter of
recommendation. Your secretary, who is seeing your
husband behind your back has already taken care of that for
me. You should have paid more attention to all
the documents your secretary made you sign in the past week.
Your husband filed for divorce weeks ago unknown to you and
your secretary made you sign your divorce papers. She also
made you sign over all your rights to your house, children, money
and other assets. Well, I bid you farewell and I hope you
found this letter as amusing as everyone else in the office