Is this a real company? Disclaimer
Why
did you create this website?
Sick and tired of evil
bosses and wicked co-workers.
Does your boss or your co-workers know
about this website?
They should, it's dedicated to them.
Is your job that bad you had to
create a website?
Yes.
If you're that unhappy, why not
get a different job? I
did, they're
all the same.
Did you design the page web-sets and
humor material on this website all by yourself? Yes.
Can I use your material on my
website or emails
and pretend it's mine? No.
Link it.
Do you know your writing, grammar and
spelling suck? Yes, but my boss is much worse.
Are you male or female?
Willing to negotiate at this point to make office life easier.
What favorite sport do you enjoy?
Driving the car home from work.
How old are you? Old enough to collect bills,
and work in misery in order to pay them.
What is your personality like?
When I'm in the office, or when I'm out?
Did you lose your job or
something?
Just my sanity.
I like your website, do you want
to work for me? No..
Will you be adding more stuff
soon? Yes.
Can I contact you?
Yes
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