The Office of
Office Humor and
Employee Evaluation Form
Areas of Performance
Attendance and Punctuality
This employee is always present and
early to work, very unusual. I
suspect employee is using office premises for
Knowledge of required skills
This employee can not read my
mind as required. When I need
something done, I almost always
have to give employee
Amount of work performed
Employee can not multi-task.
type, make copies, file,
greet people, take
cash and enter data at
the exact same time
equivalent to 3 employees.
Attitude & cooperation
to our employee open door
policy, we expect all employees
to share their personal problems
with management & staff. This
employee refused to participate.
Meeting work deadlines
Sometimes employee stays an hour
after work claiming to meet
deadlines. I suspect this is
just a ploy to soon ask for overtime
When the air conditioning system
broke down for 2 months,
employee refused to work in the poorly ventilated
office and left early like
Acceptance & implementation of
When employee is being
she smiles and nods in agreement
while saying "thank you for
telling me, I will do better". I
find this cynical & suspicious.
to wear makeup due to
appearance is unacceptable and
not fitting to do clerical
duties at our company.
comments if employment is
*Employee signature indicates the employee has seen and discussed
the evaluations report.
(It does in fact indicate agreement
with all factors of the evaluation in a
court of law unknown to employee).
The Office of Non-Compliance
Association - Office Humor
www.officemisery.com 2006 - 2007