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The Office of
Non-Compliance
Association
Office Humor and Satire
www.OfficeMisery.com
Director of
Corruptive Affairs
Duties as follows
- The
company has decided it would be pointless to list any performing duties
for this corporate position. The Directors usually know nothing, always out of the office, and can never be found when
needed. The Staff Incompetence Manager will
perform all the Director's responsibilities in conjunction to their
own managerial tasks as requested.
Benefit packages
This proposal is presently in litigation
pending the outcome of a law-suit, which was recently filed against our company
by a now separated employee. We are not at liberty to discuss the details
at this time.
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